wildwesjames:

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

OH MY GOD NO
NO NO NO NO NO
NOPE.
I was going to dismiss this as just a funny image but OOOOOOH NOO, not with this many notes.
There are so many reasons why this image is not real. 
First. I don’t know how big you think “fallopian tubes are” but NO, the only way to get to the tube, (through the cervix) is through a small hole, so small, fitting pencil eraser through would be excruciatingly painful THEY ARE NOT WIDE ENOUGH FOR A GODDAMN THREE FOOT+ ASS SNAKE TO CRAWL THROUGH UNLESS YOU HAVIN A BABY
(That rod is a thin device used to treat cervical cancer but shows good scale)
Second, If the snake were actually in some kind of bodily orifice or cavity its position would mimic hat cavity but instead we get an image of a snake in a relaxed position presumably sitting on the person or more likely from another X-ray image overlaid on top. 
Next, we should address the “survived for three days” portion of this ridiculous scenario. Snakes, breath air. THEY BREATH AIR, WITH LUNGS, THERE IS NO AIR TO BREATH INSIDE YA VAGINA. It would be dead in under half an hour. 
And lastly, the appendix? really? REALLY? How would it have gotten to the goddamn appendix from the fallopian tube.   
It would have had to eat through several layers or tissue in order to get there and snakes, CANNOT EAT THROUGH THINGS. They can’t even bite pieces off of things, they only eat prey they can swallow whole. 
So unless you are sitting in stirrups, outside, with a speculum in ya vag, dilated from just havin a baby, GOT A DEAD RAT IN YOUR CERVIX AND THERE IS HAS A HOLE IN IT LEADING TO YOUR BOWEL….
I wouldn’t call this a feasible scenario.

wildwesjames:

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

OH MY GOD NO

NO NO NO NO NO

NOPE.

I was going to dismiss this as just a funny image but OOOOOOH NOO, not with this many notes.

There are so many reasons why this image is not real. 

First. I don’t know how big you think “fallopian tubes are” but NO, the only way to get to the tube, (through the cervix) is through a small hole, so small, fitting pencil eraser through would be excruciatingly painful THEY ARE NOT WIDE ENOUGH FOR A GODDAMN THREE FOOT+ ASS SNAKE TO CRAWL THROUGH UNLESS YOU HAVIN A BABY

(That rod is a thin device used to treat cervical cancer but shows good scale)

Second, If the snake were actually in some kind of bodily orifice or cavity its position would mimic hat cavity but instead we get an image of a snake in a relaxed position presumably sitting on the person or more likely from another X-ray image overlaid on top. 

Next, we should address the “survived for three days” portion of this ridiculous scenario. Snakes, breath air. THEY BREATH AIR, WITH LUNGS, THERE IS NO AIR TO BREATH INSIDE YA VAGINA. It would be dead in under half an hour. 

And lastly, the appendix? really? REALLY? How would it have gotten to the goddamn appendix from the fallopian tube.  

It would have had to eat through several layers or tissue in order to get there and snakes, CANNOT EAT THROUGH THINGS. They can’t even bite pieces off of things, they only eat prey they can swallow whole. 

So unless you are sitting in stirrups, outside, with a speculum in ya vag, dilated from just havin a baby, GOT A DEAD RAT IN YOUR CERVIX AND THERE IS HAS A HOLE IN IT LEADING TO YOUR BOWEL….

I wouldn’t call this a feasible scenario.

(Source: malformalady, via colorsofsocialjustice)

hazmad:

chiyonorobotto:

weloveshortvideos:

Art

omg

THIS IS ONLY LIKE 10% OF THIS MASTERPIECE

(via xpsychohogx)

me at friends house

  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house

jackpumpkinqueen:

Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…

image

(via tuxedoandex)

becausebirds:

crownofbirds:

horatioandalice:

parrotlady:

When you’re strange… like Io!

BOUNCING BABY GOFFIN’S COCKATOO

please watch this highly birdportant cockatoo dance

*bounces*

reminder that this is the cutest thing i have ever seen a bird do

tievlos:

ineffablenightingale:

No blake, no one ever has enthusiastic text conversations.

ever.

in the whole wide world

Well, shut up.

the end

or is it?

Will there be sequel????

how deep does the v in a v neck go?
TO THE BELLY BUTTON

how deep does the v in a v neck go?

TO THE BELLY BUTTON

The Killer in Me

(Source: fairytalesam, via into-every-generation)

No blake, no one ever has enthusiastic text conversations.

ever.

in the whole wide world

Tags: blurb

ridge:

true friendship is having a full conversation on caps lock

(via grandtran)

moraniarty:

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

(Source: anti-social-cave, via slamncram)

death to cardio

tievlos:

ineffablenightingale:

tievlos:

ineffablenightingale:

tievlos:

ineffablenightingale:

tievlos:

ineffablenightingale:

give me something stupid to do

watch agents of shield

I said something stupid, not something painful

YOU WATCHED ONLY ONE EPISODE

I THINK YOU MEAN FORTY FIVE MINUTES OF MOST AWFUL TORMENT

YOU SAID NOTHING ABOUT NOT LIKING IT AT THE TIME

BECAUSE SHUT UP 

NO WATCH IT’S GOOD

NO READ WhAT HUH

tievlos:

ineffablenightingale:

tievlos:

ineffablenightingale:

tievlos:

ineffablenightingale:

tievlos:

ineffablenightingale:

give me something stupid to do

watch agents of shield

I said something stupid, not something painful

YOU WATCHED ONLY ONE EPISODE

I THINK YOU MEAN FORTY FIVE MINUTES OF MOST AWFUL TORMENT

YOU SAID NOTHING ABOUT NOT LIKING IT AT THE TIME

BECAUSE SHUT UP 

NO WATCH IT’S GOOD

NO READ WhAT HUH

tievlos:

ineffablenightingale:

tievlos:

ineffablenightingale:

tievlos:

ineffablenightingale:

give me something stupid to do

watch agents of shield

I said something stupid, not something painful

YOU WATCHED ONLY ONE EPISODE

I THINK YOU MEAN FORTY FIVE MINUTES OF MOST AWFUL TORMENT

YOU SAID NOTHING ABOUT NOT LIKING IT AT THE TIME

BECAUSE SHUT UP 

tievlos:

ineffablenightingale:

tievlos:

ineffablenightingale:

tievlos:

ineffablenightingale:

give me something stupid to do

watch agents of shield

I said something stupid, not something painful

YOU WATCHED ONLY ONE EPISODE

I THINK YOU MEAN FORTY FIVE MINUTES OF MOST AWFUL TORMENT

YOU SAID NOTHING ABOUT NOT LIKING IT AT THE TIME

BECAUSE SHUT UP