, I am 'Gwen', and not, as the URL implies, a bird. Let's see what color for this text will hurt people's eyes the most. Feel free to bombard me with any opinions that aren't currently occupied. They're probably fun. If they're not fun, I do have anon enabled so feel free to let me have it!

22nd July 2014

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dragondances:

getting 0 notes on one of your posts that you personally thought was clever/funny

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22nd July 2014

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rexuality:

deathcomes4u:

THE ANIMATION IN BAMBI IS MUCH MORE ACCURATE THAN I REALISED HOLY SHITNUGGETS

what are deers even trying to accomplish

rexuality:

deathcomes4u:

THE ANIMATION IN BAMBI IS MUCH MORE ACCURATE THAN I REALISED HOLY SHITNUGGETS

what are deers even trying to accomplish

Source: earthandanimals

22nd July 2014

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To everyone who has ever unironically said “kill all men”:

i-am-the-eggbert:

Start with your dad.

If he’s already dead (or if you just never had one), start with your brother.

Or your cousin.

Or your uncle.

Or your grandfather.

Unless you are willing to start with every relative of yours who happens to be a man (or boy), your beliefs are self-contradictory and in dire need of adjustment.

Source: i-am-the-eggbert

22nd July 2014

Post reblogged from Swingin from the Castles with 204,062 notes

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

Source: takethethirdoption

22nd July 2014

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glasses holder

glasses holder

Tagged: gwenmugwhat birds are for

22nd July 2014

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terriblerealestateagentphotos:

Police are still investigating how Mr Stevens came to be replaced by a pile of sawdust.
Follow on Twitter @BadRealtyPhotos

terriblerealestateagentphotos:

Police are still investigating how Mr Stevens came to be replaced by a pile of sawdust.

Follow on Twitter @BadRealtyPhotos

22nd July 2014

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liberscarian:

a-little-bi-furious:

nobodysgrrrrl:

freelgbtqpia:


"He doesn’t mean to hurt me-he just loses control." “He can be sweet and gentle.” “He’s scared me a few times, but he never hurts the children-he’s a great father.” “He’s had a really hard life…”  Women in abusive relationships tell themselves these things every day. Now they can see inside the minds of angry and controlling men-and change their own lives. In this groundbreaking book, a counselor shows how to improve, survive, or leave an abusive relationship, with:  € The early warning signs € Nine abusive personality types € How to tell if an abuser can change, is changing, or ever will € The role of drugs and alcohol € What can be fixed, and what can’t € How to leave a relationship safely

[PDF]

This book is an excellent resource for anyone you know who is, or you suspect is, in an abusive relationship.

Hi this has an old link that expired, the original post has been fixed and you can find the pdf here. 

This is so important. But I wish a similar resource could be made available to men. Or those in a less heteronormative relationship. Violence is not gender or sexuality exclusive.

liberscarian:

a-little-bi-furious:

nobodysgrrrrl:

freelgbtqpia:

"He doesn’t mean to hurt me-he just loses control."
“He can be sweet and gentle.”
“He’s scared me a few times, but he never hurts the children-he’s a great father.”
“He’s had a really hard life…”

Women in abusive relationships tell themselves these things every day. Now they can see inside the minds of angry and controlling men-and change their own lives. In this groundbreaking book, a counselor shows how to improve, survive, or leave an abusive relationship, with:

€ The early warning signs
€ Nine abusive personality types
€ How to tell if an abuser can change, is changing, or ever will
€ The role of drugs and alcohol
€ What can be fixed, and what can’t
€ How to leave a relationship safely

[PDF]

This book is an excellent resource for anyone you know who is, or you suspect is, in an abusive relationship.

Hi this has an old link that expired, the original post has been fixed and you can find the pdf here.

This is so important. But I wish a similar resource could be made available to men. Or those in a less heteronormative relationship. Violence is not gender or sexuality exclusive.

Source: freelgbtqpia

22nd July 2014

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honeymuff:

procrastinatingiseasy:



The best part is that the guy just squats in utter resignation.
you can tell he’s just like
“i am 800% done with Target”

This gif wins the internet. I am DONE.

Always reblog

The guy with the wood is literally like “I’m done with this shit”

honeymuff:

procrastinatingiseasy:

The best part is that the guy just squats in utter resignation.

you can tell he’s just like

“i am 800% done with Target”

This gif wins the internet. I am DONE.

Always reblog

The guy with the wood is literally like “I’m done with this shit”

Source: 4gifs

22nd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from spANDEX secret sales agent with 349 notes

tricksters-mode:

PRESIDENT OF TYPOS OVER HERE (PART ONE CLICK FOR CAPS)

Source: tricksters-mode

22nd July 2014

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markblackthornofthewildhunt:

sam-and-dean-life:

behold-theturtle:

Today I learned that during Be Prepared from The Lion King, when Scar says, “YOU WON’T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!”

image

the actor blew out his voice.

So the remainder of the song was sung

image

by this guy.

Sounds like he was prepared

He’s also the singing voice for Rasputin

Source: behold-theturtle

22nd July 2014

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tuxedoandex:

isnt losing followers so much fun

less people that don’t like you -> greater percentage of people following you that like your posts -> more happy people in agreement ->Happy people-> party town

22nd July 2014

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moonblossom:

raphnarock:

stirpicus:

cyclonemetal:

in which Totoro boops Mana Ashida on the head.

Japanese child actress Mana was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

OMG HE’S TOTORO
NEVER NOT REBLOG GUILLERMO DEL TOTORO

There is nothing I don’t love about this.
GUILLERMO DEL TOTORO.

moonblossom:

raphnarock:

stirpicus:

cyclonemetal:

in which Totoro boops Mana Ashida on the head.

Japanese child actress Mana was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

OMG HE’S TOTORO

NEVER NOT REBLOG GUILLERMO DEL TOTORO

There is nothing I don’t love about this.

GUILLERMO DEL TOTORO.

Source: cyclonemetal

22nd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from spANDEX secret sales agent with 84,014 notes

bramblestar16:

stop-hammerkind:

pacific-indigo:

Red Fox Shiba

hE LOOKS LIKE HE’S WEARING THIGH HIGHS OMFG.

I want one. :(

Source: pacific-indigo

22nd July 2014

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godotal:

al-grave:

This staple remover monster is bipedal!

So metal.

godotal:

al-grave:

This staple remover monster is bipedal!

So metal.

Source: al-grave

22nd July 2014

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tastefullyoffensive:

[winterwonderland]

tastefullyoffensive:

[winterwonderland]

Source: tastefullyoffensive