americanfrontier:

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

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softdomme:

taratiki17:

A few photos from the Secret Rose Boudoir tea party I attended~ It was my first tea party and my first lolita coord. I had an amazing time!
also here~

Dress: Innocent World
Blouse: Krad Lanrete
Head Dress: Handmade
Shoes: Offbrand
Tights/gloves: Taobao
Fan/Jewelry: Vintage

I’m glad you had an awesome time, you and your outfit are so cute!

~Miss Jessica

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runningrepublican:

Looks like tumblr finally recognized which country is the best

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fluthermucken-the-fluffasaurus:

64bitwar:

draw-me-an-elephant:

64bitwar:

This woman wanted to be unattractive to men, and this woman failed. I want to suck on the middle one while making her deepthroat my fingers.

i am not sure who is weirder, you or her.

If you can’t beat em, suck em.

That’s what my great grandpappy used to tell me.

Anyone else thinking of Total Recall?

Moreso Eccentricia Gallumbits

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importantbirds:


the smalle budge has a listems

GIVE UPS the beach boy a free a soul a wanna to loss in a rock the roll for drift away

importantbirds:

the smalle budge has a listems

GIVE UPS the beach boy a free a soul a wanna to loss in a rock the roll for drift away

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chickenhugs:

Buffy doesn’t understand why the human won’t let her choke on the dead mouse she found.

chickenhugs:

Buffy doesn’t understand why the human won’t let her choke on the dead mouse she found.

turntechgoddamnit:

sweetpulp:

snager-dragon:

dr-dos:

I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”

the kind where the left foot turns into the right foot

whats hilarious to me is that the animator paid so much attention to things that dont matter (where the ape particles are going, ect) and so little attention to things that do (the head and arms and platform of the ape float themselves offscreen? shaggy is moving like hes underwater?? THE APE DISINTEGRATES LIKE WET PAPIER MACHE??)

Ape Particles

turntechgoddamnit:

sweetpulp:

snager-dragon:

dr-dos:

I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”

the kind where the left foot turns into the right foot

whats hilarious to me is that the animator paid so much attention to things that dont matter (where the ape particles are going, ect) and so little attention to things that do (the head and arms and platform of the ape float themselves offscreen? shaggy is moving like hes underwater?? THE APE DISINTEGRATES LIKE WET PAPIER MACHE??)

Ape Particles

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dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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reptarleparrot:

Ideal journal for parrot owners

iamscienceside:

moonflowerlights:

ninthtravelingman:

nealdk:

whatarefishfingers:

ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin:

theprettiestman:

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

thank you, history side of tumblr.

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

Thank you medical side of tumblr

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

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ariadamegido:

game grumps

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Tags: yes

"you have a father’s love for the child"

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brainbubblegum:

thomas4th:

sputnikcentury:

Important insight from Mr. Elba.

PACIFIC RIM 2: DUCK PUNT

brainbubblegum:

thomas4th:

sputnikcentury:

Important insight from Mr. Elba.

PACIFIC RIM 2: DUCK PUNT

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Reblog if you are a BIRD NERD or if your friend is a BIRD NERD

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striderbeegood:

tingletits:

notspying:

Summoning the ogrelord

he went to gods thumb and came back

Wow holes fandom way to climb out of your hole

striderbeegood:

tingletits:

notspying:

Summoning the ogrelord

he went to gods thumb and came back

Wow holes fandom way to climb out of your hole

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